Half-Hours with the Idiot

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Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk. "Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire." “I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.” Joke Politics have a large impact on the way in which our society functions and writers use political elements to relate readers and their societies through the context of humor. I wanted one of those things you pick up, and say.... And then the whole thing goes up in flames. I mean it's almost the history of the British in India.

The Hilarious Book Of Welfare Memes And Jokes

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Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia. The Infamy Speech was a speech delivered by United States President Franklin D. The gas you have been uncontrollably releasing into the atmosphere can very likely be the cause of cataclysmic events that make nuclear winter look like a walk in a park. Some folks don’t yet possess the kinds of self-awareness needed to discover the subtleties and nuance of systemic problems… Especially problems to which they are complicit.

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Macedonians

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In 2006 Mexico’s total fertility rate was 2.42 children born per woman.12 This decrease represents a tremendous success, since Mexico is closing in on the United States rate of 2.08 children born per woman. He says to the waitress, 'I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.' The waitress replies, 'I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it.

Nonsense Novels

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Raskin noted that Freud observed that people are incapable of pitying the butts of successful jokes, for we cannot get the release, that particularly primal pleasure of putting them below us, if we sympathize with them. It must be the capital of Vietnam because Trump is on record stating he single handedly grabbed, and won, the battle of PoonTang during his years of military service� It must be the capital of Vietnam because Trump is on record stating he single handedly grabbed, and won, the battle of PoonTang during his years of military service� Prove that Trump said that...... "If Bruce Jenner can keep his wiener and be called a woman, I can keep my firearms and be considered disarmed."

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It’s going to keep coming, and you need to pull the rip cord earlier rather than later. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money." "Conservatives believe that: states should have the right to make their own laws, except when they disagree with them, e.g., legalizing gay marriage, marijuana or abortion. Political humor: from Aristophanes to Sam Ervin. The immediate action relative to Zohydro is welcomed as is clearing the way for all first responders to carry and administer Narcan.

Say What?!? Highlights from the Glory Days of the First

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There is a chance - anyway, it can’t be excluded - that due to Brexit the sacred value of Pi (those 3.14159...) will shrink, possibly to just 3. Twitter was abuzz last night over startling new revelations that� a fly landed right on Hillary Clinton�s face during the debate! I think these are all questions needing attention in the research literature. Why not allow the American people to hear from the candidates? A recently uncovered tape revealed his comments bragging about sexually assaulting women.

The Rose and Ring and Ballads

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You’re still batting .500, and that kind of average would put just about anyone into the Soul-Saving Hall of Fame. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. What is at issue is the definition of humor, or how to identify humor, not how to create a humor-generating algorithm. Glionna, Los Angeles Times Every week, Kim Ou-joon does what was once unthinkable in South Korea: He gleefully lampoons the president. For instance, at the time of its publication, many people misunderstood Swift’s purpose in A Modest Proposal, assuming it to be a serious recommendation of economically motivated cannibalism.

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically

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While working at the site of the Abusir necropolis near Cairo, student Alexandra Knudson casually observed that ‘every time we study history we have to dig’. The show signed to a new network and started up again in February, reaching forty million weekly viewers across the Arab world. Gilmore, David D. "The Scholar Minstrels of Andalusia: Deep Oratory or the Carnivalesque Upside Down." Nevada�s Wingnut Angle "Harry Reid sure caught a lucky break Tuesday: Nevada�s looniest would-be Senator won the Republican nomination. ..."

Cuba Lifting the Veil

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This means that they serve an aim or purpose for the teller of the joke. Let’s say two people are arguing over what they believe God is like–One of them professes openness, inclusivity, strives for intellectual honesty, and is okay with dissent, while the other demands everyone adhere to his strict and specific theology, with non-believers going to hell… Which of these two people is more likely part of a “Cult?” I want to leave you with a video of an amazing song by the band Gungor called “Us For Them.” I really hope you listen to the words… They are so beautiful and true.

UFOs, JFK, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don't Have to Be

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Meanwhile—as obvious reaction to all of this—frat boys and other campus punksters regularly flout the thought police by staging events along elaborately racist themes, events that, while patently vile, are beginning to constitute the free-speech movement of our time. Muslims murder more than 50 commuters in attacks on London subways and busses. The viewers are in charge, one click of the television remote control away from switching off his program.